I’m so thankful that we live in this day-and-age. Just think: if Christopher Columbus had The Discovery Channel, none of this would ever have happened! This is why I don’t drink coffee: I drank a cup one day at lunch, and it was awful. I told the waiter, “My coffee tastes like mud!” He nodded …
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PLACES OF BUSINESS
Since I travel so much, I see a little bit of everything. For example, every town in the country has a “sports bar.” I had never been to one, so I finally decided to take the plunge and visit an establishment. It was amazing. It was breathtaking… The place was huge. They had three basketball …
TIME TRAVEL
Do I travel much? Yeah, I do. I got a call from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last week, telling me to slow down. I’ve been to more states than Greyhound. More countries than Continental Airlines. More planets than Whoopi Goldberg! Here is a 72-hour take on my escapades: Friday Morning: up at 5:45am. I walk …
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Want to save money while learning a foreign language? Take Spanish at your local ATM! All the new dictionaries that have been printed in the past couple of years are more expensive than ever. You want to know why? Because they’re all High-Definition Dictionaries! We all know the state of California is having a financial …
GOTTA HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE
We lived in California, and our roof needed to be replaced. I thought I could save a few bucks and install the red tiles, which are so popular in SoCal, all by my lonesome. Bad move. After a day of lugging tiles up and tearing off the old roof, I realized I had too many …
MODERN LIFE
So one day as I was watching YouTube videos of guys doing dumb things that sometimes made me laugh, my internet connection went down. I called the provider and I was told I’d be back online in the morning. So I went to bed. I woke up, still no internet, but I felt rested and …
MY LIFE AS A GAME OF JEOPARDY
Jeopardy is still the favorite game show here at Taylor Mason Headquarters (TMH). We live for the day that the category is “Stuff Nobody Could Possibly Know,” which we would gladly take for $600. If my life were a game of Jeopardy, the five categories would be: Plot Lines From TV Show “Full House” …
THE TAYLOR MASON DIET IS HERE!
Hope you had a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend. Summer is here! And from the halls of Taylor Mason Headquarters, we’ve got the best way to start the season! You probably had bar-b-que and burgers and hot dogs all weekend, right? You are worried about the old waistline, huh? Feeling like you need to drop a …
A YEAR IN THE REAR (VIEW MIRROR)
Our favorite stories of the past 12 months: Some 20,000-year-old cave paintings found in France held much interest for collectors, anthropologists and historians alike. Most interesting were drawings that depicted French waiters being rude to American tourists. After a show in Washington, D.C. in April, I mentioned to a friend that I was spending more …
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Merry Christmas everyone! If you live in the northeastern part of the USA, we are having an Anti-Global-Warming festival. Snow! Freezing temperatures! Icicles! It’s so cold in Washington, DC, the Democrats are letting the Republicans filibuster just for the hot air! Congratulations to Kiefer Sutherland, celebrity actor and star of FOX-TV’s “24.” Don’t tell anyone …