It’s important to stay on top of things, right? That’s fair enough. But if you’re staying on top of things, how in the world can you get to the bottom of things? Here is what I ask myself every day after I get out of bed: Should I write a novel? Record that new song …
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IT’S A GAS, GAS, GAS
According to a recent Gallup poll, 89% of U.S. adults go to work each day and experience a pain of some kind. The other 11% of us are self-employed. As I’m writing this today, March 22, 2010, I am reminded that this is the date that the world’s most famous mime, Marcel Marceau, was born. …
MARCH MADNESS
UPCOMING SHOW IN CHERRY HILL, NJ, THIS SATURDAY MARCH 20. DETAILS BELOW! It’s here again! MARCH MADNESS! Or, as they call it in Washington, D.C: the push to get the president’s health care plan approved. Did you move your clock forward on Sunday? Daylight Savings Time is here, and we all lost an hour. …
DREADING IT
Have you noticed that all the dictionaries released by big publishing houses lately are more expensive? It’s because they’re all HD – “High Definition.” For those of you who love the Oscars and find actors and celebrity fun and exciting, here’s a question for you: there is an actor in Alaska who does not own …
SOMETHING TO PROVE
Doesn’t it seem as if there is more animosity in Washington, D.C., than ever before? They can’t get together on anything. For their part, the Republican plan seems to boil down to a period of waiting for the next elections in November. They’re just sitting back, watching the Democratic party implode, and then the GOP …
NO!
This is going to look bad as you first read it, but give me a chance, please. Here at TaylorMason.com, we can solve all the problems for the United States! First, we move our government into the global marketplace as a corporate entity (U.S. Government, Inc. – kinda like what President Obama did with the …
TAYLOR THE RETAILER
I’m so thankful that we live in this day-and-age. Just think: if Christopher Columbus had The Discovery Channel, none of this would ever have happened! This is why I don’t drink coffee: I drank a cup one day at lunch, and it was awful. I told the waiter, “My coffee tastes like mud!” He nodded …
PLACES OF BUSINESS
Since I travel so much, I see a little bit of everything. For example, every town in the country has a “sports bar.” I had never been to one, so I finally decided to take the plunge and visit an establishment. It was amazing. It was breathtaking… The place was huge. They had three basketball …
TIME TRAVEL
Do I travel much? Yeah, I do. I got a call from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last week, telling me to slow down. I’ve been to more states than Greyhound. More countries than Continental Airlines. More planets than Whoopi Goldberg! Here is a 72-hour take on my escapades: Friday Morning: up at 5:45am. I walk …
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Want to save money while learning a foreign language? Take Spanish at your local ATM! All the new dictionaries that have been printed in the past couple of years are more expensive than ever. You want to know why? Because they’re all High-Definition Dictionaries! We all know the state of California is having a financial …