Quiz time: a man comes up to you, holding a potted plant, and says, “Smell it!” You bend down to smell the flower, only to have water squirted in your face from the plant. What do you call this person? Idiot? No. Classless? No. He’s what we call a HYDROLOQUIST.
Lots of folks have asked me, “Taylor? How do you re-invent yourself? How do you re-vitalize yourself? How do you re-make yourself?” The answer is easy. I go where anyone named Taylor goes: A RE-TAYLOR (sounds like retailer).
And here’s a little poem of inspiration and motivation for you:
by Taylor Mason
Oogie was a Cyclops, and it always made him cry - Cause everybody else had two, but he only had ONE eye. But these days Oogie has a choice, there is something he can do! He went down to the mall and got himself an eye tattoo!I’ll be in Ashland, Ohio, this Friday night! Come on out! 1196 Twp. Rd. 1506 Ashland, Ohio 44805 For info call: 419-289-2664