“Thanks so much for being such a great entertainer. We really enjoyed watching you tonight at Forward Baptist. My daughter is visually impaired and we moved up here a few years back from Texas and we had been going thru some struggles lately. You really had us laughing tonight and we really appricate it. Thank …
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Far Hills Community Church
“We had a Fantastic time watching your performance last night. Thank you so much for providing good family entertainment. We felt very blessed to be able to meet you and have the kids picture taken with you. Keep up the great work. Blessings to you!” Angie
I’M GONNA RAISE A FUSS, AND I’M GONNA RAISE A HOLLER
Sweet little old ladies they ain’t. Helen Golay, 75, and Olga Rutterschmidt, 72, were arrested a few weeks ago in Los Angeles, for insurance fraud. They allegedly paid for two men to stay in apartments for as long as two years, and in exchange they obtained the victims’ signatures and opened more than a dozen …
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TIME IS ON MY SIDE
I guess this had to happen… The National Security Agency reported a sharp increase in long distance telephone usage yesterday, also known as “MOTHERS DAY” in the United States. The overload caused high-ranking intelligence officers in the Bush administration to fear that al-Qaeda might be planning a terror plot using moms. I saw the best …
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT
One of the most humbling things any artist – musician, actor, painter, comic, novelty act, dancer, etc. – goes through is a bad audition. I see it this way: my job description is one sentence: GET THE NEXT JOB. So most auditions hold out a carrot that is a feasible, if somewhat personal and risky …
STAY-CATION
That’s right! Vacations are too expensive this year, so it’s STAY-CATIONS for everyone! My neighbors had the best idea yet: the entire family got in the car and sat in the driveway for 8 hours, arguing and fighting. Then they went back in their house, slept a couple of hours, came out and got back …
LAST COMIC STANDING
Yes, that was I performing on LAST COMIC STANDING on Thursday, June 12, 2008, the NBC-TV vehicle that is in its 6th season. I want to thank everyone who sent me an email or posted a comment or called. I had a blast doing the show, and I (of course!) have a tale to tell. …
CHEAT SHEET
School just let out here in Moorestown, New Jersey. It’s official, summer is here. The Internet slowed to a crawl over the weekend after millions of kids tried to access the web site www.i’m so bored.com. Summer in our quiet little burg means gas stations are offering sunscreen to Hummer owners so they don’t get …
GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION
Lottery officials across the country are hoping the numbers 666 don’t come up today because so many people have played them. If that happens, expect eBay to be clogged up tomorrow with lottery officials trying to sell their souls. And we loved this story! Police in Baltimore arrested a man who figured out how to …