California will be getting a new governor, Jerry Brown, and just in time! Current Governor Schwarzenegger has outlawed the use of welfare debit cards for tattoos, bingo games and psychic readings. Don’t worry, Governor Brown understands Californians, and he’s going to make welfare debit cards usable for necessities like Botox, hot tubs and Pilates class! The US Astronauts on the International Space Station were able to vote and they cast their ballots Tuesday. The astronauts were weightless. Some of the candidates weresoulless. McDonald’s has added the McRib sandwich to their menu for the next 6 weeks. It comes with a drink, fries and a charged, portable defibrillator. The NBA game between the Knicks and Orlando Magic at Madison Square Garden in New York City last night was postponed when debris fell from the rafters as it was being cleaned. The problem was asbestos falling all around the arena, which is kind of a joke because everybody knows that the New York Knicks are not going to catch fire this season . A University of Kansas researcher has identified five styles of flirting: physical, traditional, polite, sincere and playful. If you try all those and still haven’t had any success, you can add grumpy, sleepy and dopey!