The Way It Is

November 19, 2013

Romeo Sexiest Man AliveAs 2013 heads into it’s final couple of months, here are some incidental thoughts I jotted down on napkins and old airline tickets and notebook paper.

There are many wonderful things about doing the job I have created for myself. One good thing: I cannot be replaced by an app.

The good part about being self-employed is that you are the boss and you make the decisions. Those are also the bad things about being self-employed.

People Magazine is getting ready for their “End-of-the-Year” issue, and as always they’ll announce a “Sexiest Man Alive!” I was thrilled to be a part of the process, until the entourage of editors and writers and the woman in charge came up my walk and knocked on my door. Because when I answered the woman with a clipboard glanced at me ever so briefly and said, “Nope!” Then they left.

Airlines are out of control. United is now charging for emotional baggage.

It’s only a matter of time: PC BOOK TITLES!
The Cranially-Challenged Horseman
The Height-Challenged Women
The King James Anti-Atheist Handbook and Guide

This Friday, November 22, I will perform at The Cedar Crest High School Auditorium in Lebanon, PA!

Tickets here.

Story here.