(A Parody of a Rolling Stones song called “Sympathy For The Devil.” I don’t have sympathy for the devil, but I do have sympathy for Santa Claus, one of the hardest-working people in the world. What he does in one night is, frankly, beyond belief. So I took the “Glimmer Twins” classic rock song and turned it into a Christmas song. First, since it’s about Satan, I just jumbled the letters S-A-T-A-N and turned that into “SANTA.” Then I re-wrote the lyric for the most famous toy delivery-man in history. Hope you enjoy).   Download the song: Sympathy4Santa.mp3 Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the jolly man with taste I come around but once a year I give lots of stuff away I was around when you were sleeping I knew when you were awake Make darn sure you wash your hands and baby scrub your face Please to meet you – Hope you guess my name What you’re gonna get this year is the nature of my game Stuck around the North Pole when I saw all the reindeer Got the elves and the toy store in mass production here I got a sled! My suit is red! I fly around while you’re in bed! I’m pleased to meet you – I hope you guess my name But what I give to you this year is the nature of my game I watch with glee while your family Opens a box of toys for girls and boys I shouted “Merry Christmas Nigh’!” To everyone, including you and I So let me please introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and fame I fly around on the 24th From Bangor to Bombay I’m pleased to meet you – Hope you guess my name What you get from me this year is the nature of my game (Elves sing backup) Ho Ho! (Hear the elf!)