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July 14, 2008

One of the most humbling things any artist – musician, actor, painter, comic, novelty act, dancer, etc. – goes through is a bad audition. I see it this way: my job description is one sentence: GET THE NEXT JOB. So most auditions hold out a carrot that is a feasible, if somewhat personal and risky […]

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June 29, 2008

That’s right! Vacations are too expensive this year, so it’s STAY-CATIONS for everyone! My neighbors had the best idea yet: the entire family got in the car and sat in the driveway for 8 hours, arguing and fighting. Then they went back in their house, slept a couple of hours, came out and got back […]

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June 12, 2008

Yes, that was I performing on LAST COMIC STANDING on Thursday, June 12, 2008, the NBC-TV vehicle that is in its 6th season.  I want to thank everyone who sent me an email or posted a comment or called.  I had a blast doing the show, and I (of course!) have a tale to tell.  […]

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June 5, 2008

School just let out here in Moorestown, New Jersey. It’s official, summer is here. The Internet slowed to a crawl over the weekend after millions of kids tried to access the web site www.i’m so Summer in our quiet little burg means gas stations are offering sunscreen to Hummer owners so they don’t get […]

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May 7, 2008

Lottery officials across the country are hoping the numbers 666 don’t come up today because so many people have played them. If that happens, expect eBay to be clogged up tomorrow with lottery officials trying to sell their souls. And we loved this story! Police in Baltimore arrested a man who figured out how to […]

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