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PUN-ISHMENT

September 29, 2009


According to a recent Gallup Poll, 89% of American adults work each day with some kind of pain. The other 11% are self-employed… The Emmy Awards were pretty good this year, and many are crediting Neil Patrick Harris for the good ratings the show got for this latest installment. However, Harris is complaining to anyone […]

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HEEEEEEEEERE’S ED!

June 28, 2009


I’ve had a really nice start to the summer, doing three shows at the spectacular theater on the campus of Harding University in Searcy, Arkansas. Thanks to the staff there, the excellent tech people, and everyone who made those three Sunday nights such a great time! You cannot beat Arkansas during the Humidity Festival! I […]

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SAAB STORY

June 16, 2009


General Motors has come to an agreement with Koenigsegg, and will them Swedish automaker Saab. Koenigsegg is a small company that makes high-performance sports cars, and for the first time in weeks, nobody at Saab is sobbing. How about those Lakers? Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson led the purple-and-gold to another NBA championship last week. […]

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BRING BACK THE GOOD OLD DAYS

June 9, 2009


Congratulations to 12-year-old Clara Ma of Lenexa, Kansas! She earned the honor of naming NASA’s Mars rover this week. The 6th-grader from Sunflower Elementary School came up with the moniker “CURIOSITY” for the craft, which will roam the surface of planet Mars in 2011. NASA officials were impressed with Clara’s idea, particularly if the rover […]

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SCARY NEWS

September 30, 2008


In Major League Baseball’s first use of instant replay last week, umpires ruled a home run by Yankee Alex Rodriguez was fair. In the second use of instant replay, the umpires ruled that a hot dog vendor shortchanged a customer while everyone was waiting for the first ruling. IT WORKS! The Cowboys beat the Eagles […]

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