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HAPPY HANUKKAH

December 16, 2009


Hope your Christmas shopping and your holiday parties are going great everyone! The Obama’s are holding a Hanukkah party at The White House this Wednesday. Poor Joe Biden got confused. Apparently he hung a piñata and filled it with candy. Bad news for environmentalists. The coal industry cut a deal with Santa Clause this year, […]

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NYET!

December 10, 2009


I know there are more readers this week since the unemployment rate plummeted from 10.2 percent to 10 percent, and all 14 of you who got jobs can afford to get online again! Welcome! Break out the party hats and noisemakers America, the recession is over! Our favorite story of the week comes from the […]

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I AM THE NEW CEO OF GENERAL MOTORS!

December 3, 2009


GM CEO “Fritz Henderson” resigned Tuesday after the board of directors told him the company was not moving quickly enough. In response, Henderson cleaned out his desk, jumped into his new Mercedes Benz and peeled out of the parking lot shouting, “Am I moving quickly enough for you now?” A major issue facing General Motors is passenger […]

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

November 24, 2009


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! For the first time in years my family will not be having traditional turkey at our house. We’ve been invited to spend the day with friends, and this is a good thing. A year ago, the meal had been prepared and was ready to go at the humble Mason home. The table […]

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BULL IN A CHINA SHOP

November 19, 2009


What a wild week. Did you hear about CNN reporter Emily Chang? She was detained in China by the authorities for wearing a T-Shirt that had been banned by the state government. It showed a picture of Barack Obama dressed as Chairman Mao. Ms. Chang was released after she convinced the Chinese authorities that no […]

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