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A YEAR IN THE REAR (VIEW MIRROR)

December 29, 2009


Our favorite stories of the past 12 months: Some 20,000-year-old cave paintings found in France held much interest for collectors, anthropologists and historians alike. Most interesting were drawings that depicted French waiters being rude to American tourists. After a show in Washington, D.C. in April, I mentioned to a friend that I was spending more […]

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

December 22, 2009


Merry Christmas everyone! If you live in the northeastern part of the USA, we are having an Anti-Global-Warming festival. Snow! Freezing temperatures! Icicles! It’s so cold in Washington, DC, the Democrats are letting the Republicans filibuster just for the hot air! Congratulations to Kiefer Sutherland, celebrity actor and star of FOX-TV’s “24.” Don’t tell anyone […]

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HAPPY HANUKKAH

December 16, 2009


Hope your Christmas shopping and your holiday parties are going great everyone! The Obama’s are holding a Hanukkah party at The White House this Wednesday. Poor Joe Biden got confused. Apparently he hung a piñata and filled it with candy. Bad news for environmentalists. The coal industry cut a deal with Santa Clause this year, […]

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NYET!

December 10, 2009


I know there are more readers this week since the unemployment rate plummeted from 10.2 percent to 10 percent, and all 14 of you who got jobs can afford to get online again! Welcome! Break out the party hats and noisemakers America, the recession is over! Our favorite story of the week comes from the […]

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I AM THE NEW CEO OF GENERAL MOTORS!

December 3, 2009


GM CEO “Fritz Henderson” resigned Tuesday after the board of directors told him the company was not moving quickly enough. In response, Henderson cleaned out his desk, jumped into his new Mercedes Benz and peeled out of the parking lot shouting, “Am I moving quickly enough for you now?” A major issue facing General Motors is passenger […]

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