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RANDOM THOUGHTS

January 26, 2010


Want to save money while learning a foreign language? Take Spanish at your local ATM! All the new dictionaries that have been printed in the past couple of years are more expensive than ever. You want to know why? Because they’re all High-Definition Dictionaries! We all know the state of California is having a financial […]

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GOTTA HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE

January 19, 2010


We lived in California, and our roof needed to be replaced. I thought I could save a few bucks and install the red tiles, which are so popular in SoCal, all by my lonesome. Bad move. After a day of lugging tiles up and tearing off the old roof, I realized I had too many […]

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MODERN LIFE

January 12, 2010


So one day as I was watching YouTube videos of guys doing dumb things that sometimes made me laugh, my internet connection went down. I called the provider and I was told I’d be back online in the morning. So I went to bed. I woke up, still no internet, but I felt rested and […]

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MY LIFE AS A GAME OF JEOPARDY

January 7, 2010


Jeopardy is still the favorite game show here at Taylor Mason Headquarters (TMH). We live for the day that the category is “Stuff Nobody Could Possibly Know,” which we would gladly take for $600. If my life were a game of Jeopardy, the five categories would be:   Plot Lines From TV Show “Full House” […]

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THE TAYLOR MASON DIET IS HERE!

January 1, 2010


Hope you had a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend. Summer is here! And from the halls of Taylor Mason Headquarters, we’ve got the best way to start the season! You probably had bar-b-que and burgers and hot dogs all weekend, right? You are worried about the old waistline, huh? Feeling like you need to drop a […]

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