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March 2, 2010

Doesn’t it seem as if there is more animosity in Washington, D.C., than ever before? They can’t get together on anything.  For their part, the Republican plan seems to boil down to a period of waiting for the next elections in November. They’re just sitting back, watching the Democratic party implode, and then the GOP […]

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February 23, 2010

This is going to look bad as you first read it, but give me a chance, please. Here at, we can solve all the problems for the United States! First, we move our government into the global marketplace as a corporate entity (U.S. Government, Inc. – kinda like what President Obama did with the […]

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February 17, 2010

I’m so thankful that we live in this day-and-age. Just think: if Christopher Columbus had The Discovery Channel, none of this would ever have happened! This is why I don’t drink coffee: I drank a cup one day at lunch, and it was awful. I told the waiter, “My coffee tastes like mud!” He nodded […]

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February 9, 2010

Since I travel so much, I see a little bit of everything. For example, every town in the country has a “sports bar.” I had never been to one, so I finally decided to take the plunge and visit an establishment. It was amazing. It was breathtaking… The place was huge. They had three basketball […]

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February 2, 2010

Do I travel much? Yeah, I do. I got a call from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last week, telling me to slow down. I’ve been to more states than Greyhound. More countries than Continental Airlines. More planets than Whoopi Goldberg! Here is a 72-hour take on my escapades: Friday Morning: up at 5:45am. I walk […]

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