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SAINT HOMER

October 21, 2010


As a fan of “The Simpsons” cartoon (fave episode: Flanders takes over for the preacher at the church, and almost turns the congregation into terrorists) we are THRILLED to hear that The Vatican claims Homer Simpson is Catholic! If you look closely, it’s true that he wears a specially designed crucifix that doubles as a […]

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DEAR KITTY

July 28, 2010


Out in Utah, 32-year-old Ronald Charles Dallas was ordered not to contact his wife as part of a domestic violence case. Mr. Dallas took the next step and wrote some letters. To his estranged spouse’s cat. Yes, he wrote to the cat. The problem came when the letter included directions telling the cat to use […]

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conVENTion


It takes place the middle of July every year, at a non-descript hotel in an obscure suburb of Cincinnati on the Kentucky side of the Ohio River. It is a convention of ventriloquists. Go ahead and start making your own jokes. There are approximately 422,397 “ventriloquist convention” punch lines, and almost 7 of them are […]

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KEEP YOUR SHOES ON

July 23, 2010


“The Barefoot Bandit ,” a teen-aged boy who had picked up fans and notoriety over the past couple of years via his criminal exploits and Facebook, was captured by police in the Bahamas this week. The big break came when a smart Bahamian detective realized that the fugitive might be wearing shoes.

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NATIONAL TAP DANCE DAY!

May 25, 2010


This is a true story: The United States Congress, with the lowest approval ratings in history, voted to make today (May 25) “National Tap Dance Day.” Thank goodness those guys are working hard on the issues that matter most to all of us. Here at Taylor Mason Headquarters, we think it’s to honor British Petroleum’s […]

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