November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and anyone who stops by taylormason.com! We love Thanksgiving, the holiday where we all give thanks for the blessings we have and for the nation we live in. It’s all about the three F’s: Food, Friends and Family! Actually, the entire event is similar to the process in thermodynamics known as […]

November 17, 2010

Biggest news of the week! The Beatles are now offered on iTunes! There are problems, however. You need a special filter that costs upwards of $100, to stifle Yoko Ono’s voice. Songs sell for $1.29 each, except for the Ringo Starr-penned tunes, which are going for a nickel. And there is a new federal law that makes […]

November 10, 2010

In what we thought was a rash decision, Amazon.com has purchased the companies that own Diapers.com and Soap.com. Amazon will update their rating system so that reviewers can give a diaper up to five pounds instead of stars. Way to go Betty White! The 88-year-old actress has been made an honorary Forest Ranger! She admits this is […]

November 3, 2010

California will be getting a new governor, Jerry Brown, and just in time! Current Governor Schwarzenegger has outlawed the use of welfare debit cards for tattoos, bingo games and psychic readings. Don’t worry, Governor Brown understands Californians, and he’s going to make welfare debit cards usable for necessities like Botox, hot tubs and Pilates class! […]

October 28, 2010

It’s true! The cast of the hit Fox-TV series “Glee” is releasing a Christmas album! We can’t wait for the tunes they’ll be singing: – “Christmas Is Coming, My Paycheck’s Getting Fat” – “I Saw Mommy Kissing The Hunky Janitor” – “O, Holy Overnight Ratings” The recording is aimed at anyone who is a 24-year-old […]