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January 12, 2011

A map of snowfall in the United States on January 11, 2011, showed snow falling in every state except Florida. “Global Warming” has been replaced by “Snowballs Forming.” Happy Birthday this week to actress Kirstie Alley who turns 60, radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh who also turns 60, and actor Oliver Platt who turns […]

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January 7, 2011

Hello everyone and welcome to the year two-thousand-eleven! We want to thank everyone who came to see us at Haddonfield Fortnightly on New Year’s Eve! We had two packed houses and it was a fun night. Hope to see you next year! This year got off to a great start with “National Hypnotism Day,” which […]

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December 15, 2010

Merry Christmas to everyone who stops by to read The Week-In-Rear-VIew-Mirror, or “WIRVM” as we call it. Christmas came early in South Korea. There is a new iPhone app there which allows men to create a virtual girlfriend who video-calls them a few times every day. The only drawback? The girls are from North Korea, […]

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December 9, 2010

(A Parody of a Rolling Stones song called “Sympathy For The Devil.” I don’t have sympathy for the devil, but I do have sympathy for Santa Claus, one of the hardest-working people in the world. What he does in one night is, frankly, beyond belief. So I took the “Glimmer Twins” classic rock song and […]

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December 1, 2010

It’s Christmas time, and the signs are everywhere! If you want to buy everything mentioned in the song “The 12 Days of Christmas” this year, it will cost you $96,824. Sounds like a high price, but there are two reasons: 1) the price of gold has skyrocketed this year, and 2) the nine ladies dancing […]

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