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How To Be Hollywood

August 10, 2013


Based on my short time living in SoCal, here is the Taylor Mason Guide to Being an Official Hollywood Wannabe. Own 15-20 pair of designer sunglasses; employ illegal immigrants as your nanny and gardener, then call radio talk shows and complain about illegal immigrants; befriend and defend people who exhibit moronic behavior (Charlie Sheen, for […]

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Music Teary

July 16, 2013


It’s time for music theory, as taught by me, your humble teacher and conductor, Taylor Mason. Favorite classical piece: Bronze Lullaby. Favorite Gershwin piece: Rap City In Blue (Hardcore Mix) What is a “harp?” Answer: a naked piano! What is music sung by 2 people? Answer: a duel! (Which defines the Nelly and Tim McGraw […]

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Virtually Homeless

July 11, 2013


I have totally given up trying to write the next great American novel. I’m just trying to write the next great American text message. I overheard a couple of teenagers talking outside the doors to my latest show, a high-energy night of comedy and music at Kentucky Christian University. One girl said to the other, […]

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Two of the most common questions I get

July 1, 2013


HAPPY JULY 4 EVERYONE! I get asked these two questions all the time: Do you travel a lot? What is your favorite audience? I’m combining answers to both with this: my schedule is borderline psychotic. I once put my itinerary into Google Maps and the internet east of Pittsburgh shut down for a week. Look […]

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A Confession

June 17, 2013


A confession: I have never read, nor have I ever really agreed to, “terms of use” for downloads or updates on any of my computing/communication devices. I bypass all that and just click on the “Accept” button, or highlight the “Submit” button. I don’t get the point or understand what terms of use are. For […]

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