Another week where I bounced around the USA, thankful for the amazing audiences I work for and some amazing clients. Not to mention the people who travel long distances just to catch the act “live.” THANK YOU EVERYONE IN GRANITE BAY, CALIFORNIA, AND IN NEOSHO, MISSOURI! The Tampa Bay Lightning NHL team will install a new $5 million High-Definition video screen in its home arena. Because when you think innovative professional hockey, your mind jumps to Tampa Bay, Florida. Last Friday I spent the day at Bayside Church in Granite Bay, California. An amazing day for me and for the overflow crowd that came to the “THRIVE” event, and I sincerely hope I get to do it again someday. I took this pic backstage. I worked with some very funny comics, including Bob Smiley and Dennis Gaxiola, and I want to thank Pastor Ray Johnston an his incredible staff for everything. I flew overnight to Kansas City then drove down to Neosho, Missouri, for a show on Saturday night. People always ask me if it’s hard to travel with all my… uh… stuff. Well, this should give you an idea: Many thanks to Josh Dodson and his family for having me entertain the good folks at Crowder College for the Neosho Christian School fundraiser. It was 95 degrees and 80% humidity that evening, but we were in the gym. Where there was no air conditioning and temperatures hit something like 120 degrees. But who’s counting? What was the show like? I’ll put it this way:


Did you hear that Vogue Magazine will no longer work with models who appear to have eating disorders? Doesn’t matter to me. Vogue makes me gaggue.

I’m in Minnesota this Thursday and Friday. Friday is a big night! I’ll be in Mankato for the KIDS AGAINST HUNGER performance at Crossview Covenant Church. Details on my calendar! I’m joining the Disney Dream for 4 days starting Sunday, May 13, then I’m in New Jersey. I’ll update you soon! Florida.  See you on the road!