(A Parody of a Rolling Stones song called “Sympathy For The Devil.” I don’t have sympathy for the devil, but I do have sympathy for Santa Claus, one of the hardest-working people in the world. What he does in one night is, frankly, beyond belief. So I took the “Glimmer Twins” classic rock song and […]

Have you noticed that all the dictionaries released by big publishing houses lately are more expensive? It’s because they’re all HD – “High Definition.” For those of you who love the Oscars and find actors and celebrity fun and exciting, here’s a question for you: there is an actor in Alaska who does not own […]

Since I travel so much, I see a little bit of everything. For example, every town in the country has a “sports bar.” I had never been to one, so I finally decided to take the plunge and visit an establishment. It was amazing. It was breathtaking… The place was huge. They had three basketball […]