Hey, everyone! A couple of quick notes before I get to some promotional stuff. Whenever I hear an announcer on a news/media broadcast refer to you and I as “ordinary, everyday, average Americans,” I want to taser them. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ORDINARY, AVERAGE, EVERYDAY AMERICAN! However, there are thousands of average, […]

Hi I was on the Disney dream 6/29-7/4 with my family and I just want to say you were hilarious. It was sweet of you to give your puppet to that little girl. Logan

Hi, We just got off of the Disney Dream today. My husband and daughter saw your show and my son and I decided to hit the aquaduck. Needless to say that we regretted that decision after they came back from your show. Feeling a bit let down, I checked your schedule and guess what???? You […]

The Broadway revival of “Jesus Christ Superstar” will close in a couple of weeks unless ticket sales improve. How bad are sales? The actor playing Jesus has been standing in front of the theater giving away loaves and fish. I have been accorded a great honor this summer: I will be a guest speaker at the ventriloquist […]

Hey Taylor! How’s it going? I just wanted to write and tell you how much my family and I enjoy your performances. We recently went on vacation to the Outer Banks, NC and I brought volumes 1-4 of “Thou Shalt Laugh” with me. My family and I have never laughed so much as we did […]

Condolences to the family of Jim Mraz, the Cleveland, Ohio icon and producer of Children Talk. He passed away early this week, and we have lost a good friend and someone who made a difference in millions of people’s lives. Blessings to family and friends. On the opposite end of the life spectrum, congratulations to […]

Hi my name is Keaton and I love your work I have paco the pig puppet that was signed by you when I was four and its still very important to me thank you again keep doing your comedy.

Just caught your act on the Disney Dream last week – you were hilarious! We saw you both in the Walt Disney Theater for the evening headliner show as well as in the Evolution nightclub the next night and were thrilled to hear you say that you will be in Marlton NJ the 25/26 of […]

Taylor, Thank you for an awesome show yesterday in Griggstown NJ! Out Youth Group from Montgomery United Methodist Church really enjoyed it!!! You kept all entertained from the youngest to the mature. A lady from our church who is 79 sat next to me and she just could not stop laughing. Thank you for changing […]

Taylor, I saw you on the Disney Dream and thought you were hilarious. I watched all three shows and laughed at each one. We actually talked briefly… I am an Auburn student pursuing a degree in Radio/TV/Film. You might remember publicly humiliating me. Anyway, my high school teacher and chaperone on this trip told me […]