GLEEFUL!

October 28, 2010


It’s true! The cast of the hit Fox-TV series “Glee” is releasing a Christmas album! We can’t wait for the tunes they’ll be singing:
- “Christmas Is Coming, My Paycheck’s Getting Fat”
- “I Saw Mommy Kissing The Hunky Janitor”
- “O, Holy Overnight Ratings”
The recording is aimed at anyone who is a 24-year-old who wishes he/she was still15, and pretends to have acne.

The NBA is investigating New York Knicks workouts. Apparently they want to know if the team does, indeed, ever practice.

A University of Southern California research team was studying stress, and found that when women face someone who shows intense emotion, they empathize, putting themselves in the other person’s shoes. It’s not so much they sympathize, they literally want the shoes!

This is wild: Forbes Magazine announced the top earning deceased celebrity. It is Michael Jackson, who earned $275M even though he passed away years ago. That’s what we call “getting rich without lifting a finger. ”

Finally, The United States Army is currently testing a new uniform designed especially for women . They’ll be trying it out on an episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” where the hand-to-hand combat is often more deadly and violent than anything our troops will ever face!