Valley Forge, Pennsylvania: one of the most historic sites in these United States. I’m sure you know why. IT’S BECAUSE I AM PERFORMING AT THE VALLEY FORGE CASINO RESORT ON [...]
In a stunning turn of events that I could never have foreseen or predicted, my partner Romeo has been accused by The United States Government of criminal activity. President Obama [...]
Dear Taylor, I am a person who is easily stressed and frustrated by the cares of life. Just recently I have been watching some of your performances and they have [...]
(A Parody of a Rolling Stones song called “Sympathy For The Devil.” I don’t have sympathy for the devil, but I do have sympathy for Santa Claus, one of the hardest-working people in the world. What he does in one night is, frankly, beyond belief. So I took the “Glimmer Twins” classic rock song and [...]
Have you noticed that all the dictionaries released by big publishing houses lately are more expensive? It’s because they’re all HD – “High Definition.” For those of you who love the Oscars and find actors and celebrity fun and exciting, here’s a question for you: there is an actor in Alaska who does not own [...]
Since I travel so much, I see a little bit of everything. For example, every town in the country has a “sports bar.” I had never been to one, so I finally decided to take the plunge and visit an establishment. It was amazing. It was breathtaking… The place was huge. They had three basketball [...]
