Disney Dream Cruise

Mr. Mason, I’ve been on 20 cruises and seen countless comedians and I’ve got to say I have honestly never laughed so hard as I did during your performance on the Disney Dream (Nov 29, 2011, 2nd show and late night show Nov 30th). My sides were literally hurting from laughing at the Jingle Bells [...]

I admit it. I’m a sucker for Christmas, I love everything about it, I am totally into the “reason for the season” and I accept everything that goes along with it. So here’s wishing you and yours Merry Christmas. I hope our paths cross this next year, and I pray that you’re healthy and happy. [...]

Hi Taylor! As a former Disney cast member for 7 years, I pride myself in knowing good entertainment when I see it and you, sir, are stellar! My friends and I were on the Disney Dream Oct 16th-20th and you were, without a doubt, a highlight of our cruise. I took a look at your [...]

What a summer I’ve had! I’ll boil it down to the past couple of months: July – I did a show for a private company in Colorado. During my performance I began having severe abdominal pain. Three hours later I was in a hospital in Denver, and the next day I had laser surgery. No [...]

There was a Scottish duo back-in-the-day who had a hit song, with the lyric “I would walk 500 miles.” They’ve been outdone by a Chinese man who is walking 1,000 miles because his girlfriend told him she would marry only if he walked a full 1K. So he’s doing it! Good practice for the future, when he’ll [...]

Today is June 14th, what used to be celebrated as Flag Day years ago. John Adams originated the idea, but I often wonder what he would think of Hollywood starlets wearing stars and stripes thongs and speedos. Scientists believe they have isolated the genes that cause migraine headaches. It was an exciting moment. It hit [...]

I just disembarked from the classiest, coolest, state-of-the-art cruise ship in the world: The Disney Dream. It’s an amazing boat in every way – and the passengers (adults, children, teens, whomever) treated me with incredible grace. If you can swing it financially (it costs more but it is decidedly worth it) I make this guarantee: [...]

What a week! The storms in the Midwest and the south; a Royal Wedding; and a courageous mission by Navy SEALs. We won’t be making fun of, or laughing at, or cheering for the operation that took out Osama bin Laden. The world is safer today, and that’s a good thing. Way to go, President [...]

Apple Computer denies that iPhones store a record of their user’s movements up to a year. Which is great. But I’d feel a whole lot better if Steve Jobs had not sent me a text message asking why I use my iPhone in the kitchen so much. Impressive news, ladies! For the first time in history, American [...]

OH THE HORROR! In Honolulu, Hawaii, thieves broke into a van and stole three puppets! What dummies! France has made it illegal for women to wear the veils known as “burqas” and other facial coverings that are part of the Muslim custom. What we want to know is this: do women get mad if you lift the [...]