Merry Christmas!

Hi Taylor Mason! I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your ministry and I pray that you and your family have a safe and a wondeiful Christmas and may GOD bless you and your family!!!   -Leah P.S. Thank you again so much for the book!!! I Love it!!!

Dear Taylor Mason, Hi! My name’s Emma, and I’m 13. I just wanted to say and ask you one thing. My first thing is that the first time me and my family saw you on Bananas, we were almost in tears from how funny it was. My question now is, are you ever coming to [...]

Merry Christmas to everyone who stops by to read The Week-In-Rear-VIew-Mirror, or “WIRVM” as we call it. Christmas came early in South Korea. There is a new iPhone app there which allows men to create a virtual girlfriend who video-calls them a few times every day. The only drawback? The girls are from North Korea, [...]

My son loves to watch your performances and you are inspiration to him. What is an unusually quiet boy transforms when watching you and shares your clips and shows with his friends. Where can I get puppets like yours. Promise he will not be your competition LOL! We just want him to break out of his [...]

(A Parody of a Rolling Stones song called “Sympathy For The Devil.” I don’t have sympathy for the devil, but I do have sympathy for Santa Claus, one of the hardest-working people in the world. What he does in one night is, frankly, beyond belief. So I took the “Glimmer Twins” classic rock song and [...]

It’s Christmas time, and the signs are everywhere! If you want to buy everything mentioned in the song “The 12 Days of Christmas” this year, it will cost you $96,824. Sounds like a high price, but there are two reasons: 1) the price of gold has skyrocketed this year, and 2) the nine ladies dancing [...]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and anyone who stops by taylormason.com! We love Thanksgiving, the holiday where we all give thanks for the blessings we have and for the nation we live in. It’s all about the three F’s: Food, Friends and Family! Actually, the entire event is similar to the process in thermodynamics known as [...]

Dear Taylor, I loved your act at ALIVE 2010 Nov. 19 in Ocean City, MD, especially Paco saying “I am staring at the man!” My friends and I thought you were a blast! You are a comedy and ventriloquist master! You rock, Matt

Biggest news of the week! The Beatles are now offered on iTunes! There are problems, however. You need a special filter that costs upwards of $100, to stifle Yoko Ono’s voice. Songs sell for $1.29 each, except for the Ringo Starr-penned tunes, which are going for a nickel. And there is a new federal law that makes [...]

In what we thought was a rash decision, Amazon.com has purchased the companies that own Diapers.com and Soap.com. Amazon will update their rating system so that reviewers can give a diaper up to five pounds instead of stars. Way to go Betty White! The 88-year-old actress has been made an honorary Forest Ranger! She admits this is [...]